My sermon outline on skinny jean.

1. Are skinny jeans made for only skinny ppl?

2. Will skinny jeans make a heavier ppl seem skinner?

3. Do REAL men really wear skinny jeans, come on?

4. (Being a larger person myself) when did it become fashionable to wear too little clothing? Tight ouch!

5. Can skinny jeans tame a sista's huge dunk?

6. Just cause a pare of skinny jean fit make sure your thong & crack is covered!

7. Some skinny jean makes some women look like they are packing something in the front #gross!

8. Why am I stuck on skinny jeans?

9. If you can't wear skinny tops stay away from skinny bottoms (big booty Judy...as my granddaughter Janell would say)!

10. If your bottom can be mistaken for two basketballs bouncing when you walk, skip the skinny jeans rack please!

Peace!